Thursday, December 30, 2010

I get by with a little help from my brilliant ideas...














Dear Harry,

A lot of people ask me, "Hey, Fred, when the hell is the Wonder Years going to be available on DVD?" and I have to tell them that we're having trouble securing rights to all of the wonderful songs used on the episode soundtracks. This problem has kept me awake every night...until now! I have come up with the perfect solution so that the viewing public can finally own every episode of the Wonder Years. You buy the DVD with absolutely no songs on it (saving us money) and hook up your IPOD to your stereo and let your favorite playlist do the work. May I suggest Jay-Z's "99 Problems" for the opening theme? How about Juvenile's "Back That Ass Up" when Kevin and Winnie share their first kiss in Harper Woods? Remember the episode where Paul loses his virginity? How perfect would Katy Perry's "I Kissed a Girl" be? It's that easy!

Love,
Fred Savage

Tuesday, December 28, 2010

DRAAAAAAAAAAAKE!




















Dear Harry,

If I've learned anything, it's that success after Degrassi: The Next Generation is possible. Just look at Aubrey Drake Graham! Who knew that he would go from that kid in the wheelchair who can't get it up (IT GOES THERE!) to hip-hop superstar who happens to be a robot according to Sprite?! Aubrey's, erm I mean, Drake's success has inspired me to take on a new, ambitious career as a world-renowned magician/male model. Wish me luck (like I'll need it)!

Love,
Jake Goldsbie aka Tobias "Toby" Isaacs

Let's turn this problem around 360 degrees!




















Dear Harry,

I'm writing to you because you are mankind's only hope. It seems that the news of Natalie Portman's engagement and pregnancy has sent the nerd community into a homicidal rage. Nerds everywhere are killing male ballet dancers and Frenchmen in droves in the hopes they will eventually reach their new nemesis, Benjamin Millepied. Use your magic and save the arts and culture from this purge. More importantly, what will I do with no male ballet dancers or Frenchmen to date?

Love,
Anderson "Silver Fox" Cooper

Monday, December 27, 2010

These postage prices are messing with my zen thing, man.




















Dear Harry,

When they told me that I was in two of the top three highest-grossing films this weekend, I said, "Cool, man. Good stuff."

Love,
Jeff Bridges