Thursday, January 6, 2011
Please inform that pitiful excuse for a "Dark Lord," Voldermort, that it's rather imperative that he return my face now. Also, the whole "slits-for-nose" look is completely unflattering on him.
THE Dark Lord, Venger
I'd just like to let you know that my existence makes COMPLETE sense, and that constantly being referred to as some sort of "cosmic joke" all the time is pretty hurtful.
Ted the Duck-Billed Platypus
Wednesday, January 5, 2011
Monday, January 3, 2011
Did I happen to text you my New Year's resolution this weekend? I forgot it. Seems like it was "Don't..." something. Grrr. This happens every year!