tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-76689249506958713172024-03-14T08:00:34.745-07:00Letters to Harry PotterFrightening confessions and unfathomable questions begin to surface once the world opens their hearts and minds to Harry James Potter.Ashley Raehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08026773026329888083noreply@blogger.comBlogger232125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7668924950695871317.post-78027347633050612672016-11-15T14:08:00.001-08:002016-11-15T14:13:35.595-08:00Tough Love.<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
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Dear Harry,<br />
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Remember in my new <strike>book</strike> <strike>book in script form</strike> <i>play</i> when I made you and your young son watch your parents get murdered?<br />
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Yeah, that was fucking DARK.<br />
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All the best to you and your family!<br />
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Cheers,<br />
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J.K.Ashley Raehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08026773026329888083noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7668924950695871317.post-31294000261951374702016-11-15T14:02:00.002-08:002016-11-15T14:12:36.054-08:00Locker Room Talk<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
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Dear Harry,<br />
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I didn't want him inside me. But then he said he was famous so I had to.<br />
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Please Help,<br />
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The White HouseAshley Raehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08026773026329888083noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7668924950695871317.post-76144278108410896582016-11-14T08:56:00.002-08:002016-11-14T09:00:13.834-08:00This is really happening.<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
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Dear Harry,<br />
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We didn't get a vote.<br />
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Love,<br />
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Taco BowlsAshley Raehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08026773026329888083noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7668924950695871317.post-31477789910897958652011-06-02T22:34:00.000-07:002011-06-02T22:34:46.931-07:00LeVar Burton for the MOTHAFUGGIN WINDear Harry,<br />
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GeordiAshley Raehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08026773026329888083noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7668924950695871317.post-25985868857007622962011-02-02T13:16:00.000-08:002011-02-02T13:19:31.087-08:00TWO Starbucks?!?!<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEh0lvLkbi-PFShAwcJoHiyVI1hJFy-n6k6NlIokpANn_1si_68snJV3erDd3MpCiEzMXk58YqQlQfSl9YM2mDIg0vlibbptP97moFUPoqsIuqkkvOv8b4DpnGDZIz-ss_SlmD4Movev_8g/s1600/hosnimubarak_narrowweb__300x385%252C0.jpg"><img style="float:left; margin:0 10px 10px 0;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 249px; height: 320px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEh0lvLkbi-PFShAwcJoHiyVI1hJFy-n6k6NlIokpANn_1si_68snJV3erDd3MpCiEzMXk58YqQlQfSl9YM2mDIg0vlibbptP97moFUPoqsIuqkkvOv8b4DpnGDZIz-ss_SlmD4Movev_8g/s320/hosnimubarak_narrowweb__300x385%252C0.jpg" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5569204306067359890" /></a><br /><div><br /></div><div><br /></div><div><br /></div><div><br /></div><div><br /></div><div><br /></div><div><br /></div><div><br /></div><div><br /></div><div><br /></div><div><br /></div><div><br /></div><div><br /></div><div><br /></div><div><br /></div><div><br /></div><div><br /></div><div>Dear Harry,</div><div><br /></div><div>Okay, okay I'll go, but can I at least stay until the lease on my sweet apartment is up? It's right between two Starbucks and I like to Eeny Meeny Miny Moe which one I go to every day.</div><div><br /></div><div>Love,</div><div>President Hosni Mubarak</div>Nickhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03755295809045577106noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7668924950695871317.post-51670008459871136222011-02-02T13:14:00.000-08:002011-02-02T13:16:12.151-08:00Who's your accountant? Willie Nelson?<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEg3AtNIrY_-GbWUG11ZDVYN1uFmKCvDetgrLwZYiK0iuRdKBxayeLV5L4OY0KaRfX-aw0W3psCmi9b1WZ2sViaDDHVg_G37zbHDuAHOWz5BvwBh8DcMtEyj8O8lSdWnaHlNMmGIg4upSJU/s1600/Wesley-Snipes-tax.jpg"><img style="float:left; margin:0 10px 10px 0;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 224px; height: 320px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEg3AtNIrY_-GbWUG11ZDVYN1uFmKCvDetgrLwZYiK0iuRdKBxayeLV5L4OY0KaRfX-aw0W3psCmi9b1WZ2sViaDDHVg_G37zbHDuAHOWz5BvwBh8DcMtEyj8O8lSdWnaHlNMmGIg4upSJU/s320/Wesley-Snipes-tax.jpg" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5569203657768388242" /></a><br /><div><br /></div><div><br /></div><div><br /></div><div><br /></div><div><br /></div><div><br /></div><div><br /></div><div><br /></div><div><br /></div><div><br /></div><div><br /></div><div><br /></div><div><br /></div><div><br /></div><div><br /></div><div><br /></div><div><br /></div><div>Dear Harry,</div><div><br /></div><div>I have until 2015 to file last year's taxes, right?</div><div><br /></div><div>Love,</div><div>Wesley Snipes</div>Nickhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03755295809045577106noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7668924950695871317.post-36203042838313854282011-02-02T13:10:00.000-08:002011-02-02T13:12:49.457-08:00Just as long as he's NOT in charge of me...<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgTYV0YfKzTypc2dGVV8cmAmPFFK-rO6bNtJ5cKd-iuvHHdaMS-H0RbO7OK5bMI48vHC6IoidrEDe1usVwVWgv0qHKbDPpN33Dp51ssWWQh39EQK3uDOWg9Cp31g48im5HCKaAkku0039A/s1600/scott_baio_1-23-10.jpg"><img style="float:left; margin:0 10px 10px 0;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 236px; height: 320px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgTYV0YfKzTypc2dGVV8cmAmPFFK-rO6bNtJ5cKd-iuvHHdaMS-H0RbO7OK5bMI48vHC6IoidrEDe1usVwVWgv0qHKbDPpN33Dp51ssWWQh39EQK3uDOWg9Cp31g48im5HCKaAkku0039A/s320/scott_baio_1-23-10.jpg" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5569202672346762434" /></a><br /><div><br /></div><div><br /></div><div><br /></div><div><br /></div><div><br /></div><div><br /></div><div><br /></div><div><br /></div><div><br /></div><div><br /></div><div><br /></div><div><br /></div><div><br /></div><div><br /></div><div><br /></div><div><br /></div><div><br /></div><div>Dear Harry,</div><div><br /></div><div>The Egyptian people have spoken. They not only want Charles in charge of their days, but their nights, too.</div><div><br /></div><div>Love,</div><div>Scott Baio</div>Nickhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03755295809045577106noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7668924950695871317.post-26562325516133387742011-01-27T15:51:00.000-08:002011-01-27T15:57:07.555-08:00Totally saw this letter coming...<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgxbzeo_rtYc84Op965AsxoQu_dviAD1WFuopmkuy4Ksg4kfilMiqF0BBATITpTtT0XeGuybX1yY5QqbKD0YkBw3uc86ljfNShnLg6OlQ0-gb-DHXiWgQGtlNIS-1ZoG3qa3hvTdNZFXe8/s1600/nostradamus.jpg"><img style="float: left; margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; cursor: pointer; width: 289px; height: 320px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgxbzeo_rtYc84Op965AsxoQu_dviAD1WFuopmkuy4Ksg4kfilMiqF0BBATITpTtT0XeGuybX1yY5QqbKD0YkBw3uc86ljfNShnLg6OlQ0-gb-DHXiWgQGtlNIS-1ZoG3qa3hvTdNZFXe8/s320/nostradamus.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5567018074040571826" border="0" /></a><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br />Dear Harry,<br /><br />President Obama was right about one thing in his State of the Union address when he said, "The future is ours to win". The future is a tangible thing. I know because I had it when I was alive and I had it buried with me when I died. You Americans will never find it!<br /><br />(Please don't Wikipedia where I'm buried.)<br /><br />Love,<br />NostradamusNickhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03755295809045577106noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7668924950695871317.post-89017191373829688162011-01-25T16:22:00.000-08:002011-01-25T16:29:00.288-08:00NSFW (Not Safe For Work)<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiTi-zhtpGCr5ddKhrsYtLI_d3KbU0xwWgdyaZ6rVavbpYCoS2ccr_Y_JQoz3hF-U31wS8RY-uQddBRXFvvZgOC4EsrGcAlZQiWPJDQnzaY1UWLjWFDAcAJV5sNnbCZnSRsvq4V3-xC9N0/s1600/Rahm_Emanuel_985.jpg"><img style="float:left; margin:0 10px 10px 0;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 235px; height: 320px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiTi-zhtpGCr5ddKhrsYtLI_d3KbU0xwWgdyaZ6rVavbpYCoS2ccr_Y_JQoz3hF-U31wS8RY-uQddBRXFvvZgOC4EsrGcAlZQiWPJDQnzaY1UWLjWFDAcAJV5sNnbCZnSRsvq4V3-xC9N0/s320/Rahm_Emanuel_985.jpg" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5566283828507515234" /></a><br /><div><br /></div><div><br /></div><div><br /></div><div><br /></div><div><br /></div><div><br /></div><div><br /></div><div><br /></div><div><br /></div><div><br /></div><div><br /></div><div><br /></div><div><br /></div><div><br /></div><div><br /></div><div><br /></div><div><br /></div><div>Dear Harry,</div><div><br /></div><div>WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU MEAN I'M FUCKING INELIGIBLE TO RUN FOR MAYOR!?!?! THAT'S BULLSHIT!!! WHO MAKES THE RULES AROUND HERE!?!?!? THOSE ASSHOLES ARE OUT TO GET ME CAUSE THEY CAN'T FUCKING DEAL WITH SOMEONE AS FUCKING INTELLIGENT AS ME AND WITH SUCH A BIG DICK RUNNING THINGS!!!! THOSE SAME ASSHOLES ARE TRYING TO FUCKING TELL ME THAT MAYBE I SHOULD HAVE FUCKING READ THE RULES BEFORE QUITTING MY WHITE HOUSE JOB TO RUN FOR MAYOR OF FUCKING CHICAGO!!! I'm fan of your books.</div><div><br /></div><div>Love,</div><div>Rahm Emanuel</div>Nickhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03755295809045577106noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7668924950695871317.post-30656670413986736372011-01-25T16:15:00.000-08:002011-01-25T16:20:38.129-08:00How does one SUCK on a chili dog?<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgOXWG6N6Ig4UrZC4jzgEZcGG3vYRQIOqt2S4V_GgZ1JRsRI4zkXytQoa_VxIy4HVq0aighVcFztfydiCaUlHigCYMQj-Tki_ydmB4jZTAk6Ae9k42ZDLdZ40pq_-BwDxnazWbF1DJknYE/s1600/Mellencamp_John.jpg"><img style="float:left; margin:0 10px 10px 0;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 212px; height: 320px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgOXWG6N6Ig4UrZC4jzgEZcGG3vYRQIOqt2S4V_GgZ1JRsRI4zkXytQoa_VxIy4HVq0aighVcFztfydiCaUlHigCYMQj-Tki_ydmB4jZTAk6Ae9k42ZDLdZ40pq_-BwDxnazWbF1DJknYE/s320/Mellencamp_John.jpg" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5566282118059772098" /></a><br /><div><br /></div><div><br /></div><div><br /></div><div><br /></div><div><br /></div><div><br /></div><div><br /></div><div><br /></div><div><br /></div><div><br /></div><div><br /></div><div><br /></div><div><br /></div><div><br /></div><div><br /></div><div><br /></div><div><br /></div><div>Dear Harry,</div><div><br /></div><div>People yell at me that they want to hear their favorite <i>song</i> "Jack and Diane". I refuse to acknowledge their pleas until they refer to it as what it really is: A LITTLE DITTY! Pisses me off!</div><div><br /></div><div>Love,</div><div>John Mellencamp Cougar Mellencamp John Cougar Cougar John</div>Nickhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03755295809045577106noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7668924950695871317.post-31824882854533796132011-01-24T13:05:00.000-08:002011-01-24T13:08:43.966-08:00True story...<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhH6TSZEdIRqBELIsFZSkWyLs6qHnjRC2OuDQdCCSpCMqeuU0O2Nb3FshnzcdO6BcTgvihvYLdwqUR74i5JZgv6mTj5M526EtPI7tH9yS2xtggeSOBa2YvN-QEJvjcZCBMlz7cGj0Q1yV0/s1600/ryan-reynolds-picture.jpg"><img style="float:left; margin:0 10px 10px 0;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 240px; height: 320px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhH6TSZEdIRqBELIsFZSkWyLs6qHnjRC2OuDQdCCSpCMqeuU0O2Nb3FshnzcdO6BcTgvihvYLdwqUR74i5JZgv6mTj5M526EtPI7tH9yS2xtggeSOBa2YvN-QEJvjcZCBMlz7cGj0Q1yV0/s320/ryan-reynolds-picture.jpg" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5565861559584822706" /></a><br /><div><br /></div><div><br /></div><div><br /></div><div><br /></div><div><br /></div><div><br /></div><div><br /></div><div><br /></div><div><br /></div><div><br /></div><div><br /></div><div><br /></div><div><br /></div><div><br /></div><div><br /></div><div><br /></div><div><br /></div><div>Dear Harry,</div><div><br /></div><div>Admit it. You secretly like me. I'm like that show <i>Frasier</i>. You groan when you first see me on screen, but you watch for a few minutes and you love me.</div><div><br /></div><div>Love,</div><div>Ryan Reynolds</div>Nickhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03755295809045577106noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7668924950695871317.post-38777447476198552552011-01-24T12:57:00.000-08:002011-01-24T13:02:49.889-08:00That...makes...sense...<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgGSGtLm3VqaWdRB5mX5bm7VX3L7GPDbXb2LE5ZGrpmWOeTVC2viV3fijRgTqxaAxUOh0Ozhnl47Rr56dtkh9KN_Od8ZAim2vZd23i7PoFgZAuahTv7MBwF3UPniqERhWgR_TkfWSQQsWE/s1600/Terry_Bradshaw-300ppi.jpg"><img style="float:left; margin:0 10px 10px 0;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 229px; height: 320px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgGSGtLm3VqaWdRB5mX5bm7VX3L7GPDbXb2LE5ZGrpmWOeTVC2viV3fijRgTqxaAxUOh0Ozhnl47Rr56dtkh9KN_Od8ZAim2vZd23i7PoFgZAuahTv7MBwF3UPniqERhWgR_TkfWSQQsWE/s320/Terry_Bradshaw-300ppi.jpg" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5565860053582945266" /></a><br /><div><br /></div><div><br /></div><div><br /></div><div><br /></div><div><br /></div><div><br /></div><div><br /></div><div><br /></div><div><br /></div><div><br /></div><div><br /></div><div><br /></div><div><br /></div><div><br /></div><div><br /></div><div><br /></div><div><br /></div><div>Dear Harry,</div><div><br /></div><div>People have been asking me what I meant when I said yesterday that if a dog walked up to Green Bay quarterback Aaron Rodgers and Chicago quarterback Jay Cutler, the dog would lick Rodgers' hand and bite Cutler's leg. Dogs like winners, Harry. They also like cheese. That probably has something to do with it.</div><div><br /></div><div>Love,</div><div>Terry Bradshaw</div>Nickhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03755295809045577106noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7668924950695871317.post-36295034824008102292011-01-20T15:11:00.000-08:002011-01-20T16:16:28.112-08:00Starring Michael Cera as you've never seen him before...<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEj_qLpt17uj1jnpDJ7lHuKxat-0pBjpYxwihkN1LZYJjQuDcTBnA7cabAXsZaBH9PiMFBtEA7o5UDIZ_E-HrGMLv77096xLKu5FObwoho5gIMy_dppjx60kRwuKqNtL3rNAYHiqDdpO-K0/s1600/Michael-Cera.jpg"><img style="float: left; margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; cursor: pointer; width: 222px; height: 320px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEj_qLpt17uj1jnpDJ7lHuKxat-0pBjpYxwihkN1LZYJjQuDcTBnA7cabAXsZaBH9PiMFBtEA7o5UDIZ_E-HrGMLv77096xLKu5FObwoho5gIMy_dppjx60kRwuKqNtL3rNAYHiqDdpO-K0/s320/Michael-Cera.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5564409886706962514" border="0" /></a><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br />Dear Harry,<br /><br />I just thought I would tell you the exciting news of a new movie role I have coming up. I play a witty, young guy who seems shy, but really has this great confidence underneath...which actually creates an endearing sweetness about him. I thought I'd branch out a bit from the familiar.<br /><br />Love,<br />Michael CeraNickhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03755295809045577106noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7668924950695871317.post-56335629653757224312011-01-20T15:05:00.000-08:002011-01-20T15:10:33.244-08:00I'll get back to you on that one, Billy Zane...<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiFYOi0WQ3K3XMw9ugUthtOGKy1Q0XBXSDe1Rlliwub5YngvGig0_udqeZV0wRSVrXgqNlRi6QlgFtetwmk5uh2zQm34uFd4ZdYxawWMXHpNhJ6SHXMT44aJgoVGeNWkwH1B_bgQg3lSZU/s1600/billyzane.jpg"><img style="float: left; margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; cursor: pointer; width: 237px; height: 320px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiFYOi0WQ3K3XMw9ugUthtOGKy1Q0XBXSDe1Rlliwub5YngvGig0_udqeZV0wRSVrXgqNlRi6QlgFtetwmk5uh2zQm34uFd4ZdYxawWMXHpNhJ6SHXMT44aJgoVGeNWkwH1B_bgQg3lSZU/s320/billyzane.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5564408149862822290" border="0" /></a><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br />Dear Harry,<br /><br />Billy Zane here. I think it's obvious I started this whole superhero movie craze with the adaptation of the popular comic strip The Phantom in 1994. If anyone would understand wanting recognition for their accomplishments, I think it would be you.<br /><br />Zane out.<br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiqZKp6k4wyW7B7DhLYEdK81hyphenhyphen5Nt9cb3IkVUCT5oPaYCIIhmhwpUFqPmaCyyFOfrRYuYXuhQprm5pJUPwukaInj1HGkqGXQ60RBt1Iw4OY0qXNWUt6zW-3vkae8mAG9ncWWkU-Nu4itQY/s1600/phantom.jpg"><img style="float: left; margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; cursor: pointer; width: 316px; height: 237px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiqZKp6k4wyW7B7DhLYEdK81hyphenhyphen5Nt9cb3IkVUCT5oPaYCIIhmhwpUFqPmaCyyFOfrRYuYXuhQprm5pJUPwukaInj1HGkqGXQ60RBt1Iw4OY0qXNWUt6zW-3vkae8mAG9ncWWkU-Nu4itQY/s320/phantom.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5564408890365314066" border="0" /></a>Nickhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03755295809045577106noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7668924950695871317.post-71981452030469578512011-01-20T14:59:00.001-08:002011-01-20T16:18:38.484-08:00Maybe it's because you just don't "get" it, Ron...<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiSB5yrsSnv_cs1oT4gY5NMimM2qPW5Bl7nEOj5V6hpikauvHaH06K6jJuNx20lBpX5N7RPSySCrkiQ80xAzVfwc-OeLkrAemZR5-kaOWvIH2oivORTBathITLciBjecJuv-6UbpZHkF30/s1600/ronweasley.jpg"><img style="float: left; margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; cursor: pointer; width: 203px; height: 320px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiSB5yrsSnv_cs1oT4gY5NMimM2qPW5Bl7nEOj5V6hpikauvHaH06K6jJuNx20lBpX5N7RPSySCrkiQ80xAzVfwc-OeLkrAemZR5-kaOWvIH2oivORTBathITLciBjecJuv-6UbpZHkF30/s320/ronweasley.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5564406566235965730" border="0" /></a><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br />Dear Harry,<br /><br />Just because you put on an eyepatch and say you're "Bizarro Harry" does not give you the right to be an asshole. Apparently, you think this is the opposite of how you usually are, but in all reality it's just a slightly more amplified version of your every day self. There's nothing "bizarro" about it. Take away the eyepatch and I'd say you were just in one of your "good moods" as you'd call it.<br /><br />RonNickhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03755295809045577106noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7668924950695871317.post-59973333793510535352011-01-19T14:03:00.000-08:002011-01-19T14:06:06.060-08:00Yeah, but what does your numerologist say?<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiscyZCmA9kvvfsxDFxCNugsWUwob0P4mbBlhg3HaAsjEwvt5c-Qlz78zdKqDARA6IklSyufKejOD2eS0eZL03wQE7w1P59wG0smW66edqhqUcRaa-5HjsBRC755LJq1r7yO2aZ9I2T45c/s1600/bonniewright.jpg"><img style="float:left; margin:0 10px 10px 0;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 240px; height: 320px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiscyZCmA9kvvfsxDFxCNugsWUwob0P4mbBlhg3HaAsjEwvt5c-Qlz78zdKqDARA6IklSyufKejOD2eS0eZL03wQE7w1P59wG0smW66edqhqUcRaa-5HjsBRC755LJq1r7yO2aZ9I2T45c/s320/bonniewright.jpg" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5564021075187334290" /></a><br /><div><br /></div><div><br /></div><div><br /></div><div><br /></div><div><br /></div><div><br /></div><div><br /></div><div><br /></div><div><br /></div><div><br /></div><div><br /></div><div><br /></div><div><br /></div><div><br /></div><div><br /></div><div><br /></div><div><br /></div><div>Dear Harry,</div><div><br /></div><div>Since the Zodiac change I noticed you are no longer a Leo, but a Cancer. Unfortunately, my astrologist says we are no longer compatible. We can still be friends...depending on the location of Venus in our respective horoscopes.</div><div><br /></div><div>Love,</div><div>Ginny</div>Nickhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03755295809045577106noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7668924950695871317.post-29215204655585992072011-01-19T13:55:00.000-08:002011-01-19T14:03:06.175-08:00Logic at work...<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgnkDZ0MvIWARbpkNUPXzYPeKx4uBtJ93KEHRsiQWjPy_5yFImphUk6Meep2jrvYhtLzZ1Jy1-zvL7OacLCGhEig8sh3VrRwKhB1B1VHBh_YRDxuSspSAhtxT49gBE26pjfG4-ZmqL5HhQ/s1600/Glenn-beck.jpg"><img style="float:left; margin:0 10px 10px 0;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 200px; height: 298px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgnkDZ0MvIWARbpkNUPXzYPeKx4uBtJ93KEHRsiQWjPy_5yFImphUk6Meep2jrvYhtLzZ1Jy1-zvL7OacLCGhEig8sh3VrRwKhB1B1VHBh_YRDxuSspSAhtxT49gBE26pjfG4-ZmqL5HhQ/s320/Glenn-beck.jpg" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5564020034123654818" /></a><br /><div><br /></div><div><br /></div><div><br /></div><div><br /></div><div><br /></div><div><br /></div><div><br /></div><div><br /></div><div><br /></div><div><br /></div><div><br /></div><div><br /></div><div><br /></div><div><br /></div><div><br /></div><div><br /></div><div>Dear Harry,</div><div><br /></div><div>In Ron Reagan's new book, <i>My Father at 100</i>, he argues that his father, the late god amongst men, Ronald Reagan, should never have been elected to a second term in office because he may have already had Alzheimer's. I believe it's safe to say Ron Reagan is a socialist-Nazi, plain and simple.</div><div><br /></div><div>Love,</div><div>Glenn Beck</div>Nickhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03755295809045577106noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7668924950695871317.post-39429079378906036982011-01-18T13:00:00.000-08:002011-01-18T13:02:07.376-08:00THE HELL HE IS!<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgiq3kObFqvPEAAfjyzgnklz1OTPivfhbK8LNbtAWUFuci-EdtRMh5Py4vGBxyI6ugxHkIx_d7jFRlC1EukVgg_Vx94W_DNVUMf0oa8Z09EJmbhoOLOCTkjX0-x5-OsvKffAWEEvj15rts/s1600/john+wayne.jpg"><img style="float:left; margin:0 10px 10px 0;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 320px; height: 258px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgiq3kObFqvPEAAfjyzgnklz1OTPivfhbK8LNbtAWUFuci-EdtRMh5Py4vGBxyI6ugxHkIx_d7jFRlC1EukVgg_Vx94W_DNVUMf0oa8Z09EJmbhoOLOCTkjX0-x5-OsvKffAWEEvj15rts/s320/john+wayne.jpg" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5563633816514395858" /></a><br /><div><br /></div><div><br /></div><div><br /></div><div><br /></div><div><br /></div><div><br /></div><div><br /></div><div><br /></div><div><br /></div><div><br /></div><div><br /></div><div><br /></div><div><br /></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" ><div>Dear Harry,</div><div><br /></div><div>Jeff Bridges is a fag.</div><div><br /></div><div>Love,</div><div>John Wayne</div></span></div>Nickhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03755295809045577106noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7668924950695871317.post-38108588568579406912011-01-18T12:43:00.000-08:002011-01-18T12:53:19.594-08:00This letter is PERSONAL.<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhiOpMGZcIjFU-0Beqr_s87HBdUOjvDyGxev8uoxD-LFkKli7fNxOADsynRfUcpzjl71FNZ0dYwWi5CJzqjdpWWkBcDThaGEONBPciU-tBGXHQK0DsKlQuz4HNdagb3j8AFEQLOOjuvDBs/s1600/rexryan.jpg"><img style="float:left; margin:0 10px 10px 0;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 300px; height: 300px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhiOpMGZcIjFU-0Beqr_s87HBdUOjvDyGxev8uoxD-LFkKli7fNxOADsynRfUcpzjl71FNZ0dYwWi5CJzqjdpWWkBcDThaGEONBPciU-tBGXHQK0DsKlQuz4HNdagb3j8AFEQLOOjuvDBs/s320/rexryan.jpg" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5563629916171702386" /></a><br /><div><br /></div><div><br /></div><div><br /></div><div><br /></div><div><br /></div><div><br /></div><div><br /></div><div><br /></div><div><br /></div><div><br /></div><div><br /></div><div><br /></div><div><br /></div><div><br /></div><div><br /></div><div><br /></div><div>Dear Harry,</div><div><br /></div><div>Your patronus charm is a stag? A stag?!? That's gotta be the wussiest animal in the history of all time ever! Shit<span class="Apple-style-span" style="border-collapse: collapse; line-height: 13px; -webkit-border-horizontal-spacing: 2px; -webkit-border-vertical-spacing: 2px; "><span class="Apple-style-span" >, </span><span class="Apple-style-span" >LaDainian Tomlinson's patronus is a sabretooth tiger. You don't fuck with a sabretooth tiger. You know how many stags I've had to scrape off the front of my Hummer?!? At least several!</span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="border-collapse: collapse; line-height: 13px; -webkit-border-horizontal-spacing: 2px; -webkit-border-vertical-spacing: 2px; "><span class="Apple-style-span" ><br /></span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="border-collapse: collapse; line-height: 13px; -webkit-border-horizontal-spacing: 2px; -webkit-border-vertical-spacing: 2px; "><span class="Apple-style-span" >Love is for queers,</span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="border-collapse: collapse; line-height: 13px; -webkit-border-horizontal-spacing: 2px; -webkit-border-vertical-spacing: 2px; "><span class="Apple-style-span" >Rex Ryan</span></span></div>Nickhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03755295809045577106noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7668924950695871317.post-87562683057175470172011-01-18T12:34:00.000-08:002011-01-18T12:40:32.139-08:00You made Sean Penn cry!....Probably.<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhjY_X3vS-eXp8b8UAPyzoxYPszPmXrk_bu7qTvIs1HDmca0aMRA2Dt0TknNuwZOG7aF4Zw9rGX0zdH0_gQn_2gi9xxtHFWJvdb5yjLi1bFOAj0CSXAE40TpOs4ZH_HmqVz5qJP_tHNfKc/s1600/ricky-gervais.jpg"><img style="float:left; margin:0 10px 10px 0;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 263px; height: 320px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhjY_X3vS-eXp8b8UAPyzoxYPszPmXrk_bu7qTvIs1HDmca0aMRA2Dt0TknNuwZOG7aF4Zw9rGX0zdH0_gQn_2gi9xxtHFWJvdb5yjLi1bFOAj0CSXAE40TpOs4ZH_HmqVz5qJP_tHNfKc/s320/ricky-gervais.jpg" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5563627311683383266" /></a><br /><div><br /></div><div><br /></div><div><br /></div><div><br /></div><div><br /></div><div><br /></div><div><br /></div><div><br /></div><div><br /></div><div><br /></div><div><br /></div><div><br /></div><div><br /></div><div><br /></div><div><br /></div><div><br /></div><div><br /></div><div>Dear Harry,</div><div><br /></div><div>Whenever people think you're being mean-spirited, just tell them they don't understand British humour. That always shuts them up. Speaking of the Golden Globes, Mel Gibson has since been referring to me as the "Hitler of Comedy". I'm still not quite sure if he's trying to insult me or compliment me.</div><div><br /></div><div>Love,</div><div>Ricky Gervais</div>Nickhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03755295809045577106noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7668924950695871317.post-90099145666979650002011-01-11T16:06:00.003-08:002011-01-11T16:20:15.313-08:00No, I'm also a keymaster. Strange coincidence.<a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjtCjokmv0VdW9-WCG4ySgSHLBNOiuI9rNoXVyy04WcvUZIppmKqyRo_OZUWVTyvGkD3rYTnjGJ5SAC61D4wrddDAxb1xB6jI3wqaMk52D8lylv793elGf2A9uhXT08yiT-7BTJNlUcb-s/s1600/Rick%252BMoranis1281674828.jpg"><img style="MARGIN: 0px 10px 10px 0px; WIDTH: 320px; FLOAT: left; HEIGHT: 240px; CURSOR: hand" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5561085878226584642" border="0" alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjtCjokmv0VdW9-WCG4ySgSHLBNOiuI9rNoXVyy04WcvUZIppmKqyRo_OZUWVTyvGkD3rYTnjGJ5SAC61D4wrddDAxb1xB6jI3wqaMk52D8lylv793elGf2A9uhXT08yiT-7BTJNlUcb-s/s320/Rick%252BMoranis1281674828.jpg" /></a><br /><div></div><br /><div></div><div></div><div></div><div></div><div></div><div></div><div></div><div></div><div></div><div></div><div></div><div></div><div>Dear Harry,<br /><div></div><br /><div>Are you the gatekeeper?</div><br /><div></div><div>Love,</div><div>Louis Tully</div></div>Nickhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03755295809045577106noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7668924950695871317.post-6289275168961753942011-01-11T15:59:00.001-08:002011-01-11T16:05:03.532-08:00Awkward...<a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhgLjSKNzgPwf6ydUiOgklR2rmdJc1oCDAzOZq_YewGqjCIqNt__MG2er0sb_NMR_GQf9kDxtrL8UqJ5AgJafCmTX1bPrJIj6SwgJqEx4dDUu3eJnHT7cXSY6AmAN0snL5Cl59_yI4EGYs/s1600/elijahwood.jpg"><img style="MARGIN: 0px 10px 10px 0px; WIDTH: 256px; FLOAT: left; HEIGHT: 320px; CURSOR: hand" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5561082423815006034" border="0" alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhgLjSKNzgPwf6ydUiOgklR2rmdJc1oCDAzOZq_YewGqjCIqNt__MG2er0sb_NMR_GQf9kDxtrL8UqJ5AgJafCmTX1bPrJIj6SwgJqEx4dDUu3eJnHT7cXSY6AmAN0snL5Cl59_yI4EGYs/s320/elijahwood.jpg" /></a><br /><div> </div><div> </div><div> </div><div> </div><div> </div><div> </div><div> </div><div> </div><div> </div><div> </div><div> </div><div> </div><div> </div><div> </div><div> </div><div> </div><div> </div><div> </div><div>Dear Harry,</div><div> </div><div>This is going to sound really bizarre, but I got a call from Macaulay Culkin the other day and he brought up a memory I had long supressed. For a few years after filming The Good Son, we became quite the close pair...perhaps too close. Since we parted I long suspected that part of me was missing. Mac felt this, too. When I answered the phone call from him, it suddenly occured to me what that missing piece was even before he said the words. Harry...I don't know how to explain this, but I believe we are your real parents. Please get in contact with my agent immediately.</div><div> </div><div>Love,</div><div>Your fath...mothe...erm, Elijah</div>Nickhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03755295809045577106noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7668924950695871317.post-64438728385196559122011-01-11T15:50:00.000-08:002011-01-11T15:56:59.010-08:00Still not cool...<a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhRmwZHZbUsqtIHwPjjBeEZlxsLZv0UCIpAw14DdaS_grhuQbotzJu6-VMsMymkY_ElAyhlFPfB3sQiNoV6ljpfkPqUbUc589zJaLqkricF9WtSHLJ6IjVRUtS_eU2tdSExfL7hiYiEk0s/s1600/hufflepuff.jpg"><img style="MARGIN: 0px 10px 10px 0px; WIDTH: 320px; FLOAT: left; HEIGHT: 320px; CURSOR: hand" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5561080063296556850" border="0" alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhRmwZHZbUsqtIHwPjjBeEZlxsLZv0UCIpAw14DdaS_grhuQbotzJu6-VMsMymkY_ElAyhlFPfB3sQiNoV6ljpfkPqUbUc589zJaLqkricF9WtSHLJ6IjVRUtS_eU2tdSExfL7hiYiEk0s/s320/hufflepuff.jpg" /></a><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br />Dear Harry,<br /><br />Just thought you should know that we, as a collective house, just solved the eternal question of why we are here and we're not going to tell you the answer. How cool are we now?<br /><br />Love,<br />HufflepuffNickhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03755295809045577106noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7668924950695871317.post-49219125380565641542011-01-06T16:47:00.000-08:002011-01-06T16:47:27.121-08:00That's a... charming nick name.<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
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Dear Harry,<br />
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Just call me "Olllld Vagina Face." Lando does.<br />
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Nien NunbAshley Raehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08026773026329888083noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7668924950695871317.post-7911762439882813572011-01-06T16:18:00.000-08:002011-01-06T16:18:45.983-08:00I wouldn't fuck with this guy.<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
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Dear Harry,<br />
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Please inform that pitiful excuse for a "Dark Lord," <i>Voldermort</i>, that it's rather imperative that he return my face now. Also, the whole "slits-for-nose" look is completely unflattering on him.<br />
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THE Dark Lord, VengerAshley Raehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08026773026329888083noreply@blogger.com0