Thursday, October 7, 2010

Oh my.











Dear Harry,

I'd dabble in you any day.

Love,
Christine O'Donnell

My plight is worse than yours.











Dear Harry,

At least you weren't stuck with Frodo.

Love,
Samwise Gamgee

You can barbecue it, boil it, broil it, bake it, saute it...













Dear Harry,

Forrest was really stupid, wasn't he?

Love,
Bubba

It's math.











Dear Harry,

u + me = us

Love,
2ge+her

I used to be an editor at Rolling Stone, goddammit.











Dear Harry,

I'm still alive. And relevant. Even if I am 65.

Love,
Kurt Loder

I swear.












Dear Harry,

This time, it's for real.

Love,
Elizabeth Taylor

I fix things.
















Dear Harry,

If horcruxes were seemingly inoperable tumors, I'd have fixed this for you ages ago.

Love,
Dr. Derek Shepherd, Neurosurgeon

Whoa.
















Dear Harry,

Mr. Wizard, get me the hell out of here.

Love,
Neo

I can go anywhere!














Dear Harry,

Will you go to the Grand Canyon with me?

Love,
Old Lady

Tuesday, October 5, 2010

Topeka.









Dear Harry,
I am a golden god.
I dig music.
I am a golden god.
Love,
Russell Hammond

Don't look at me,,,
























Dear Harry,

That song "I'm Your Puppet" is about anal fisting.

Love,
Maynard James Kennan

Monday, October 4, 2010

A ha ha ha ha ha ha Hai!,,,





















Dear Harry,

Oh hai, Harry. You are tearing me apart. Ha ha ha ha ha ha. Ha. Don't worry about it.

Love,
Tommy "American" Wiseau

Sunday, October 3, 2010

Hey, Hey, Hey, Heyyyyy...

















Dear Harry,

You think your childhood was bad? Why don't spend one day in
my house:

"Stupid, worthless, no good, goddamn, freeloading son of a bitch. Retarded, big mouth, know-it-all, asshole, jerk."

"You forgot ugly, lazy and magical."

Shit, I guess you know what it's like.

Love,
Bender

Your touch...it lingers...



































Dear Harry,

I miss your warmth. Yes sir, I do like it.

Love,
Mr. Horse

Exquisite...





















Dear Harry,

Your performance as Goyle after taking the Polyjuice Potion
was...the definition of genius. What's your favorite swear word?

Love,
James Lipton

Haaaaaaave you met Harry?




















Dear Harry,

Let's get some drinks and meet some girls.
It will be legen... wait for it...dary.

Love (in a bro way),
Barney Stinson