Dear Harry,
I'd dabble in you any day.
Love,
Christine O'Donnell
Thursday, October 7, 2010
You can barbecue it, boil it, broil it, bake it, saute it...
Dear Harry,
Forrest was really stupid, wasn't he?
Love,
Bubba
I used to be an editor at Rolling Stone, goddammit.
Dear Harry,
I'm still alive. And relevant. Even if I am 65.
Love,
Kurt Loder
I fix things.
Dear Harry,
If horcruxes were seemingly inoperable tumors, I'd have fixed this for you ages ago.
Love,
Dr. Derek Shepherd, Neurosurgeon
Wednesday, October 6, 2010
Tuesday, October 5, 2010
Don't look at me,,,
Dear Harry,
That song "I'm Your Puppet" is about anal fisting.
Love,
Maynard James Kennan
Monday, October 4, 2010
A ha ha ha ha ha ha Hai!,,,
Dear Harry,
Oh hai, Harry. You are tearing me apart. Ha ha ha ha ha ha. Ha. Don't worry about it.
Love,
Tommy "American" Wiseau
Sunday, October 3, 2010
Hey, Hey, Hey, Heyyyyy...
Dear Harry,
You think your childhood was bad? Why don't spend one day in
my house:
"Stupid, worthless, no good, goddamn, freeloading son of a bitch. Retarded, big mouth, know-it-all, asshole, jerk."
"You forgot ugly, lazy and magical."
Shit, I guess you know what it's like.
Love,
Bender
Exquisite...
Dear Harry,
Your performance as Goyle after taking the Polyjuice Potion
was...the definition of genius. What's your favorite swear word?
Love,
James Lipton
Haaaaaaave you met Harry?
Dear Harry,
Let's get some drinks and meet some girls.
It will be legen... wait for it...dary.
Love (in a bro way),
Barney Stinson
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