Tuesday, January 11, 2011

No, I'm also a keymaster. Strange coincidence.



Dear Harry,

Are you the gatekeeper?

Love,
Louis Tully

Awkward...


Dear Harry,
This is going to sound really bizarre, but I got a call from Macaulay Culkin the other day and he brought up a memory I had long supressed. For a few years after filming The Good Son, we became quite the close pair...perhaps too close. Since we parted I long suspected that part of me was missing. Mac felt this, too. When I answered the phone call from him, it suddenly occured to me what that missing piece was even before he said the words. Harry...I don't know how to explain this, but I believe we are your real parents. Please get in contact with my agent immediately.
Love,
Your fath...mothe...erm, Elijah

Still not cool...





















Dear Harry,

Just thought you should know that we, as a collective house, just solved the eternal question of why we are here and we're not going to tell you the answer. How cool are we now?

Love,
Hufflepuff