Dear Lawyers and Other Legal People and Such,

This blog is based on characters and situations created and owned by JK Rowling, various other authors, and various publishers including but not limited to Bloomsbury Books, Scholastic Books and Raincoast Books, and Warner Bros., Inc.

Also, all celebrity "letters" published on this blog are fictional, and dreamed up by their respective authors solely for the sake of getting a few laughs.

No money is being made and no copyright or trademark infringement is intended.

And finally, it wouldn't do you any good to sue us, since none of us have any money anyway.

With Love and Fire Whiskey,
Ashley Rae + Katy + Nick