Tuesday, November 15, 2016

Tough Love.

Dear Harry,

Remember in my new book book in script form play when I made you and your young son watch your parents get murdered?

Yeah, that was fucking DARK.

All the best to you and your family!



Locker Room Talk

Dear Harry,

I didn't want him inside me. But then he said he was famous so I had to.

Please Help,

The White House

Wednesday, February 2, 2011

TWO Starbucks?!?!

Dear Harry,

Okay, okay I'll go, but can I at least stay until the lease on my sweet apartment is up? It's right between two Starbucks and I like to Eeny Meeny Miny Moe which one I go to every day.

President Hosni Mubarak

Who's your accountant? Willie Nelson?

Dear Harry,

I have until 2015 to file last year's taxes, right?

Wesley Snipes

Just as long as he's NOT in charge of me...

Dear Harry,

The Egyptian people have spoken. They not only want Charles in charge of their days, but their nights, too.

Scott Baio