Wednesday, November 17, 2010

Who?















Dear Harry,

RHYTHM IS A DANCER!

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Love,
Snap!

Talk about snail mail. This one was dated over a year ago...




















Dear Harry,

I just want to say how much of a fan




FUCK HARRY POTTER BEYONCE IS THE GREATEST WIZARD OF ALL TIME!!! CORNELIUS FUDGE DOESN'T CARE ABOUT BLACK PEOPLE!!!

KANYE

Tuesday, November 16, 2010

Lucius has some explaining to do...




















Dear Harry,

They aren't really albino peacocks. He makes his house elf bleach them twice a month.

Love,
Anonymous

How 'bout them Apples?


















Dear Harry,

Thank Christ we can download our songs on iTunes now.  We were beginning to forget what they sounded like.

Love,
The Beatles

Someone's rather...moody




















Dear Harry,

If I hear you say, "Professor, remember that time we..." one more time I'm going to shove my eye down your throat. That wasn't me! I was stuck in a box the whole bloody time!

Love,
Alastor Moody

Warning from an ex-boyfriend...














Dear Harry,

Once they go black, they NEVER go back. Just sayin'.

Love,
Dean Thomas

Must have forwarded his subscription...












Dear Harry,

We've still been receiving numerous letters from Albus Dumbledore demanding the sacking of our editor. How is this possible?

Love,
Toesocks Aficionado Magazine