Dear Harry,
Yesterday, I was sitting in my office full of wizard shinies being all wize (wizard wise), and sage-like and stuff, Googling around for new beard jewelry, when I came across an item that immediately shot to the top of my Christmas list:
IT'S A ZERO GRAVITY FUCK-SUIT.
How awesomely magical and downright fucking wizardly is that?? Yes, I thought you'd agree.
Anyway, I just wanted to remind you of that one year when I gifted you with your dead dad's invisibility cloak and how you still technically owe me (if you know what I mean).
Happy Christmas!
Love,
Albus, The Headmaster ;)
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