Dear Harry,
Hi, Harry. It's me, Sarah Palin! I see you have the #1 movie in our great country, America. I don't know if you heard about my new TV show, Sarah Palin's Alaska, but recently it hasn't been doing so well. I put my thinkin' cap on and figured out it's because the liberals are out to destroy me. I have an idea. Maybe you could make a guest appearance on the show, shoot a gun at some moose, PEW PEW! No? Maybe send that Dobby kid?
Love,
Sarah
