Dear Harry,
Your patronus charm is a stag? A stag?!? That's gotta be the wussiest animal in the history of all time ever! Shit, LaDainian Tomlinson's patronus is a sabretooth tiger. You don't fuck with a sabretooth tiger. You know how many stags I've had to scrape off the front of my Hummer?!? At least several!
Love is for queers,
Rex Ryan
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