Dear Harry,
Every time a bell rings an angel gets its wings? If that's true, I'd say many an angel has gotten its wings because of me. When some douchebag john brings his rented trash in here for a business deal, I pretend to ignore him when he takes the "Ring bell for service" sign a little too seriously. Sometimes I sit with my back turned for a whole minute before facing the scum of the earth. I'd say that at least 150 angels got their wings in that minute. You're welcome angels.
Love,
Mickey, motel manager
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