Dear Harry,
Hey it's me, Goose! I'm alive! I've actually been living in the Bahamas for the past 24 years. Pete was starting to freak me out with his crush. For example, he would briefly brush his shoulder against my shoulder when we walked past each other in a hallway (even if the hallway was 20 feet wide). What a weirdo, right? So, naturally instead of telling him I wasn't interested, I faked my death. I most definitely do not feel the need...
Love,
Lt. Nick "Goose" Bradshaw
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