That was.... riveting. I guess.

Dear Harry,

We at Summit Entertainment are thrilled to announce that the Blu-Ray release of The Twilight Saga: Eclipse will feature an exclusive audio commentary track with Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart!

We know that you fanatical, fantasy-loving types who all still seem to have LiveJournal accounts for some reason, tend to waffle back and forth between fandoms, so we thought we'd find some Harry Potter sites to send some additional promotional materials.  Through our research, we found this site to be one of the most popular and significant within the extensive realm of Harry Potter fansites! Thus, we've included with this letter an exclusive peak at Pattinson and Stewart's commentary, a feature we're certain will enhance even the casual (if there is such a thing) Twilight fan's enjoyment of this historical cinematic event.  Enjoy!

Love,
Summit Entertainment

[Check out the staggering conversational abilities of Pattinson and KStew after the jump!]

KStew: Hi, I'm........ Nevermind.

RSparkleson: Yeah.  It's, um...

KStew: Great.  To be...

Sparkles: Doing this.  Yeah.

KStew: Yeah.

[5 Minutes of breathtaking, electrically charged silence ensues]

KStew: [sighs]

Sparkles: So.  Um.

KStew: This is.. the, um...

Sparkles: The intro.

KStew: Yeah.  I was... I had to quote some... quote from...

Sparkles: Some... book.

KStew: Or something.

Sprklz: Yeah.

Stew: Like.... It was really old. (:^/)

Sprklz: The quote?

Stew: Or... the book... it was........ in.

Sprklz: Yeah.

[The dynamic, scintillating chemistry of Pattinson and Stewart causes some papers to be heard shuffling in the background!]

Sprklz: So this, was, um...

Stew: Canada.

Sprklz: We... shot some... stuff.  There.

Stew: Yeah.  It was...

Sprklz: Alright.

Stew: I guess.

Sprklz: ~*~*~*~*~*~~~****************

Stew: You, um........

Sprklz: ****************** [mouth breathing]

Stew:  Want a soda?

Sprklz: ***************************************** O_o

Stew: .........................................................

Sprklz: Sure.  I... If...

Stew: If.............?

Sprklz: I mean, do they....................... have..... um, Fanta?

Stew: I guess.

Sprklz: Alright.

Stew:  [rummaging through pockets]

Stew: Can I have, um..... a....

Stew: A....

Sprklz: *******>.<***********

Stew: A dollar?

Sprkulz: Yeah, sure.

Stew: Thanks.

[door slam]

Sprkulz: Um. [scratches himself] How.................... Long is this?

[END.]