Dear Harry,
Hey, it's Warner Bros. Just wanted to congratulate you on another successful movie. One more to go, huh? Yeah, about that...We know there aren't any books left, but we've been throwing around ideas and we think we can stretch out this series just a little longer, say indefinitely. Listen to this...you're Harry Potter, but you wake up and don't remember who you are, but the audience knows cause the movie is called Harry Potter and the Such and Such. Anywho, you find a piece of paper in your pocket...or parchment. The Brits say "parchment," right? Ok, the parchment just says "Crumple-horned Snorkack 1437". And you find a gun taped to your back. We decided that wands are kind of lame, BUT! We're gonna do that thing like in Romeo and Juliet where they all had guns, but called them "swords". So, you have your "wand" and then the rest of the film is a lot of chase scenes and we decided to give Voldemort an eyepatch and a pet tiger. What do you think?
Love,
Warner Bro$
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