Dear Harry,
So. I've been kind of broke lately (you know, recession and all that), and I had this job interview for a position writing for this thing called a "blog" -- Lois set it up for me when The Planet laid off all their staff writers -- and I figured it'd be a good idea to get some new clothes.
Anyway, since cash is tight, I thought I'd use a gift card for this place called, "Urban Outfitters," that I've had lying around for awhile. Next thing I know, people keep telling me it's "Twilight," asking if I'm a "vegan," and if I'm planning on moving to some place called "Williamsburg."
What gives?
Love,
Superman
P.S. Who the fuck is Edward Cullen???
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