Thursday, October 21, 2010

Harry Potter and the Raging Hormones...














Dear Harriet Potter,

We are delighted to inform you that your application for
education at Woldingham School for Girls has been accepted.

However, there is a small matter of making sure you are indeed
a young lady. We are not accusing you of deception, but there
have been several instances of mischievous young men trying
to get into our school so they could "have a go" at our brilliant
and respectable students.

Please reply posthaste with a photograph of yourself and we will
in turn send you your dossier pertaining to your courses of learning.

Sincerely,
Mrs. Janice Truffle MA
Headmistress

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