Dear Harriet Potter,
We are delighted to inform you that your application for
education at Woldingham School for Girls has been accepted.
However, there is a small matter of making sure you are indeed
a young lady. We are not accusing you of deception, but there
have been several instances of mischievous young men trying
to get into our school so they could "have a go" at our brilliant
and respectable students.
Please reply posthaste with a photograph of yourself and we will
in turn send you your dossier pertaining to your courses of learning.
Sincerely,
Mrs. Janice Truffle MA
Headmistress
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