Ssssssssalutations...

Dear Harry,

Remember me? I'm that snake you freed from captivity.
I just really wanted to thank you for your kindness. When
you freed me, I met the snake of my dreams the next day.
We got married and got an apartment. I made friends with
everyone in our building and we have good laughs every day!
My loads and loads of friends all got their physicals and they
are so healthy. They're going to live for a really really long time!
What about you? I'm sure you have so many friends that aren't
dead or anything!

Love,
Ted the snake

Words of wisdom...

Dear Harry,

Our future's so bright, we gotta wear shades (also, the doctors require us to). Good luck getting out of that cupboard! Anything is possible (even if it takes a while)!

Love,
The Chilean Miners

P.S. CHI CHI, LE LE! CHI CHI, LE LE!

He owns you.

Dear Harry,

I'm pleased to share with you the latest remarkable, revolutionary new technological experience from Apple:

iTouch Harry.

To commemorate this occasion, I've also enclosed with this letter, an ill-fitting black turtleneck.  Welcome to the family.

Love,
Steve Jobs

Oh no she didn't!

Dear Harry,

Thanks for letting me borrow your invisibility cloak.
I swear, you write one good book and suddenly you're
Lindsay Lohan.

Oh, I may have washed your cloak with some of my
red panties. Oops, my bad.

Love,
Harper Lee

My heart WON'T go on.

Dear Harry,

I'm only so stern and severe because I'm still not over the fact that my beloved Albus is gay.

Love,
Minerva McGonagall

Good timing, Harry.

Dear Harry,

You're really lucky that Dean Thomas didn't knock me up before you finally came to your senses.

Love,
Ginny

I!enjoi;punc'tu"A"shun'al,mindfucks/doU?

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