Good luck betting on the Quidditch Cup this year...

Dear Harry,

Despite my uncanny ability to predict the outcomes of World Cup football matches, I, like the emperor, could not foresee my own death.

Love,
Paul

Can you tell by the way I say "Jedi" (Ew!)?

Dear Harry,

Were you as surprised as I was when I,
the Chancellor, turned out to be Emperor
Palpatine? I mean, holy shit. What a mindfuck!

Love,
Emperor Palpatine