Can you tell by the way I say "Jedi" (Ew!)?

Dear Harry,

Were you as surprised as I was when I,
the Chancellor, turned out to be Emperor
Palpatine? I mean, holy shit. What a mindfuck!

Love,
Emperor Palpatine

We've gone over it at least ten times.

Dear Harry,

If you don't know what a fucking bezoar is, you can eat shit and die.

Love,
Professor Severus Snape