How 'bout them Apples?

Dear Harry,

Thank Christ we can download our songs on iTunes now.  We were beginning to forget what they sounded like.

Love,
The Beatles

He owns you.

Dear Harry,

I'm pleased to share with you the latest remarkable, revolutionary new technological experience from Apple:

iTouch Harry.

To commemorate this occasion, I've also enclosed with this letter, an ill-fitting black turtleneck.  Welcome to the family.

Love,
Steve Jobs