Thursday, November 4, 2010

You have been avoided out of existence.


















Dear Harry,

Man, people avoided the shit outta me.

Love,
The Noid

Can you kill it, Harry?






















Dear Harry,

I'M the final horcrux.

Love,
Boo

Shattered dreams...




























Dear Harry,

I know people think I do really important things and all, but everyday, when I wake up...I just close my eyes and wish I were Mary Hart.

Or, better yet, Billy Bush.

Love,
Christiane Amanpour

Not only is it witchcraft, it's GAY witchcraft.






















Dear Harry,

That whole... "Don't ask, don't tell" thing didn't really work out for us, either.

Love,
Dumbledore's Army

George Bush cares about Cop and a Half...























Dear Harry,

What Kanye said about me during Katrina is disgusting! I care about black people. I care about that little black boy in Harry Potter 3 who only had two lines. I love that little black boy. My favorite movie besides Harry Potter 3 is Cop and a Half. I love that little black boy.

Love,
Former President George W. Bush