Talk about snail mail. This one was dated over a year ago...

Dear Harry,

I just want to say how much of a fan

FUCK HARRY POTTER BEYONCE IS THE GREATEST WIZARD OF ALL TIME!!! CORNELIUS FUDGE DOESN'T CARE ABOUT BLACK PEOPLE!!!

KANYE

George Bush cares about Cop and a Half...

Dear Harry,

What Kanye said about me during Katrina is disgusting! I care about black people. I care about that little black boy in Harry Potter 3 who only had two lines. I love that little black boy. My favorite movie besides Harry Potter 3 is Cop and a Half. I love that little black boy.

Love,

Former President George W. Bush