Saturday, October 2, 2010

Don't make me de-friend you, Harry...









Dear Harry,

Have you seen my movie, yet? It's getting excellent reviews.  You should probably update your status about it.

Love,
Facebook

Friday, October 1, 2010

This one's for you, Nick...


















Dear Harry,

Wanna know something funny? I don't even LIKE Peter Gabriel.

Love,
Lloyd Dobler

He REALLY hates the stuff...














Dear Harry,

Avoid sand.

Love,
Anakin

So does your career...













Dear Harry,

I miss you.  :(

Love,
Chris Columbus

Speak softly and...
















Dear Harry,

Can I have my big stick back now?

Love,
President Theodore Roosevelt

We've gone over it at least ten times.












Dear Harry,

If you don't know what a fucking bezoar is, you can eat shit and die.

Love,
Professor Severus Snape

I just wanna fly...
















Dear Harry,

My hair hasn't changed since 1997.

Love,
Mark McGrath