Showing posts with label if you touch my junk i'll sue you. Show all posts
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Monday, November 22, 2010

They call me Mickey "Two-Fingers"...
















Dear Harry,

Just wanted to ask if you know if Hermione is going to be doing any travelling soon? Also, please inform her that body scanners give you instant cancer.

Love,
Mickey, TSA agent and pat-down extraordinaire