Dear Harry,
It's never gonna happen.
Love,
Hermione
Tuesday, October 12, 2010
And Deputy Dewey was a FOX...
Dear Harry,
I was right about one thing: Sidney Prescott's mother WAS a whore.
Love,
Gale Weathers
Not such good advice, Norman.
Dear Harry,
You shouldn't be so unforgiving of the Dark Lord. I stabbed my second wife, and people still think I'm a genius.
Love,
Norman Mailer
Good advice, Norman.
Dear Harry,
If you really miss your dead mom that much, you should just pretend to be her!
Love,
Norman Bates
Monday, October 11, 2010
I'm the face of post racial America. Deal with it Cate Blanchett...
Dear Harry,
YOU ON SCARE TACTICS! HAHA! None of your friends died! Ron
and Seamus set you up! Your parents still died though. LET'S GET
SOME SANDWICHES!
Love,
Tracy Morgan
Someone is bitter.
Dear Harry,
I find it offensive that someone wants to read an 870 page book about YOU.
Love,
Herman Melville
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